#3 - find a copy of "SAFlashPlayer.exe". Historically it was bundled with Flash. I think I found a way to download it separately once, but I don't remember how. Anyhow, open the file with that program and press ctrl-f. Fullscreen (with white bars on top and bottom)!
Can't?.. Yes u can..
1. http://dagobah.biz/copy1_dagobah_biz/wallpaper.swf
2. press f11
3. Almost fullscreen
click on the homepage link
NO VIRUS!
I SWEAR!