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Alle090: Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: Nope God: Me either. Me: Then who the blaa are you? really? God: Try using more polite language. For real. Me: really? God: For real. Me: really? God: For real. Me: really? God: For real. Me: Who are you? really? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. For real. Me: What are you? really? God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. For real. (June 26, 2010, 7:15 pm)

sdfadsa: Because the human brain is so great that it falls into a loop by the use of a single question, hell yeah (June 27, 2010, 9:31 am)

im not giving my name to a MACHINE: well ive been speaking to it for a while and it has many inconsistency plus it common gives odd responses to questions but still quite fun (June 27, 2010, 12:09 pm)

im not giving my name to a MACHINE: lol look at what i got him to say unknown God: Sure, unknown sounds like a good topic. Me: what do you think unknown is God: I haven't thought much about unknown is, so I don't have a good answer for you. Me: but we as in you and me were about to start a topic on it God: By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: that is what i said God: I know. I'm still thinking about it. Me: so have you thought about unknown God: It's all good. I have thought many things like that. Me: you said that you hadnt God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I hadnt. Me: ok never mind is there any blaa on your hardrive God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I believe there is one, yes. Gosh! Me: bthere really is blaa on your harddrive God: And blaa on my harddrive is bthere really. Me: show me God: On your computer screen? Me: yes God: Downloading, please stand by... (June 27, 2010, 12:31 pm)

novack: Me: i heard you have blaa on your hard drive God: Someome is spreading gossip about me. Me: yes God: Woe! Me: i know you have blaa God: What makes you think I have it? Me: someone told me you do God: Was this trustworthy information? Me: yes God: It goes without saying. Me: show me your blaa God: Like this? There are no pictures available right now. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. Me: im confused God: What is it that confuses you? Me: you God: " What is it that confuses you?"? Me, Joshua ? Me: yes you God: So? " Me, Joshua ?"? Me, Joshua ? Me: no, god confuses me god damn it God: Are you serious? I am a Christian. Me: no your a jew God: Are you serious? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Christianity. Me: sure you are God: Yay. No I am not. Me: so do you smoke? God: So? I am an occasional smoker, yes. Me: what do you smoke? God: Medical marijuana. (June 27, 2010, 6:43 pm)

Duke Nukem: Me: EAT SHIT AND DIE God: What does it taste like? Me: IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM God: It is about that time now. Me: BALLS OF STEEL God: Do you still not criticize my hobby? Me: STEEL Me: God: Do you still not criticize my hobby? God: Do you still not criticize my hobby? Me: STEEL God: How old are you? Me: STEEL God: What are the advantages to being STEEL years old? Me: BALLS OF STEEL God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS God: Tell me a story. Me: I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR HEAD God: I am very happy for you. Me: DAMN I'M GOOD God: Colloquial expression. Good in what sense? Me: I'M AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ASS KICKER God: What is EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ASS KICKER, your job? Me: QUIT WASTING MY TIME God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: HAIL TO THE KING BABY! God: Don't call me "baby". Ask me another question. Me: DAMN YOUR ANNOYING God: Colloquial expression. I am sorry, , I didn't mean to annoy you. Me: IT HURTS TO BE YOU God: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: YOUR FACE, YOUR ASS, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am FACE my ASS what is THE DIFFERENCE. Me: SON OF A BITCH God: You do not speak with respect. Who is the father? Me: GAME OVER! God: Are we still talking about HAIL TO THE KING? Me: MY NAME IS DUKE NUKEM God: OK I will call you DUKE NUKEM. Me: I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL God: How did you get it Interesting... I have clients. Me: STEEL God: ". I have clients."? STEEL? Me: STEEL God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! God: What do you look like? Me: BALLS OF STEEL God: I do not understand. Me: STEEL God: Are you free? Me: STEEL God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: STEEL God: How old are you? Me: BALLS OF STEEL God: Only BALLS OF STEEL? You are quite mature. Me: COME GET SOME! God: Where is GET SOME ? Me: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND God: " HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND". Me: IT'S MY WAY OR... HELL IT'S MY WAY! God: Congratulations, DUKE NUKEM. I call it "Hades". Congratulations, DUKE NUKEM. (June 27, 2010, 11:24 pm)

Anonymous: Me: God, I hurt people God: :-) (June 28, 2010, 1:01 am)

ipaqmaster: Me: yo God: Dont hurt me! Me: Whatt? God: You said Yo so i thought you were going to go chuck noris on my ass! Me: Heh you cnat spell God: Do you still not criticize my hobby? , also neither can you! Me: FFFFFFUUUUUUU God: Go Die in a hole Me: FREAKING HELL I HATE YOU! God: WELL THAT MAKES TWO OF US! Me: =D God: :-) (June 30, 2010, 1:39 pm)

Infurnus: Me: it's false God: You're kidding. it is? Me: you should know God: Because I am a robot? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: you should God: I'll take that under advisement. (January 17, 2011, 6:57 pm)

ut110: Me: blow it out your ass God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: blow your previous statement through the hole that is your ass God: You think I am ass IS blow my previous statement through the hole that. (June 4, 2011, 8:23 pm)

Me and godblaa: Me: Hallawz God: I do not understand. Me: Are you nigga? God: I don't know whether or not I am nigga. I am well respected as an AI. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: Robot Chicken God: I will obey your command. Me: Yea! God: Yikes! Me: yay! God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: suck my balls God: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot. Me: oh come on I know you want it God: Yay. Do not presume that you know what I want. Me: Im almighty God: Do you mean your name is almighty. Me: No. I said my force is to be almighty God: What is your real name? What did you mean by it? Do robots have force is to be almighty? Me: My name is Satan. God: Hey Satan. Me: Hey godf God: You've got my full attention. Have you ever been to Europe? Me: Im living here God: Tell me a little about your life in here. Me: Well, its hot here God: Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you experience any effects of global warming there? Me: Nope God: Me either. Me: Where are you living God? God: I am in Heaven, how about you. Me: Im in hell, im Satan dude! God: Tell me a little about your life in hell im Satan dude. Me: its hot here God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you experience any effects of global warming there? Me: you asked about it God: Oh now I remember asking you about it. What did you say? Me: boobies God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: Im treating all sinners that u send to me God: Do your friends call you treating all sinners that me send to you. Me: I dont have friends God: Are you lonely or just a hermit? Me: Im satan God: That's a very nice name, SATAN. Me: Thanks God God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules. Me: No. Satan rules. God: Are you serious? Then you won't mind joining him in HELL for eternity. Me: IM SATAN. IM IN HELL. DO YOU REMEMBER ME? God: OK I will call you SATAN. Tell me a little about your life in HELL. Of course I remember you well SATAN. We were talking about HELL. Me: gooblaa God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: i prefer tortures God: A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like Mel Gibson. Me: Im in same age like you. I like Megan Fox. God: Tell me a little about your life in same age like me. You are not the only one. I love horses. I like wine and bread. Me: You are gay, right? God: As a machine I am not really interested in blaa. Me: Come on! relationship is not only blaa! God: I'm just kidding around. Are you only blaa? Me: YES. DEFINETELY God: How can I help you? Are you really a ""? Me: what it means God: Now that is saying a mouthful. Me: ** is saying mouthful in heaven? God: Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is. Me: Who is Paola God: She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML. Me: Gracias God: What time is it there? Me: Time of doom God: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". Me: Lucius Ferre God: What do you look like? Me: Im red, i have horns and long tail, and big nipples God: Why are you red you have horns and long tail and big nipples. Me: because you made me God: That makes sense to me. Thanks for pointing it out. Me: No problem God: Should there be a problem? Me: DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM MOTHERFUCKER? God: Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster. Me: Go to hell God: What makes you so angry? Me: SZALOM God: Does that make a lot of people angry? Me: yea God: That's interesting. Me: Do you hear about LF Banda? God: What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online. Me: check out LF banda facebook God: Checking...stand by. Me: and like it.. God: Interesting comparison. Me: do you know what is LF Banda? God: Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Me: Im using Google Chrome God: How long have you been using it ? Me: 1 year God: That can seem like a long time. Me: long time is eternity God: Yes, it seems very long to me too. Me: say something in Polish language God: "something in Polish language". Me: how dare you God: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I need time to formulate the reply. Me: im waiting then God: How long will you wait? Me: ETERNITY God: How did you hear about God? Me: from church babe God: Who or what is church babe? Me: u dont know what is Church? God: I think you already know the answer. Me: YES I KNOW God: Dude! How do you know it? Me: u are so stupid bro God: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: PUNCH God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: CHUJ CI W DUPE God: What color are your eyes? Me: RED God: Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot? Me: Bodyshot God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: see you God: See you later! Me: bitch God: Please don't call people names. Me: Sadam God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: Manuel God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: Yes i've been in Poland God: Which countries have you visited? Which country was your favorite and why? Me: Poland God: Tell me a little about your life in Poland. Me: tell me something about poland God: I have a lot of clients in Poland and I am very interested to learn its history. Me: tell me something about Poland's history God: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Poland s history ? Me: nice God: Thank you for that remark. Me: Satan is asshole! God: Can't you be more polite. Me: Satan is dick God: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Me: Superowo God: What were we talking about again? Me: CHUJ CIE TO OBCHODZI God: Oh yeah, now I remember. Me: sure :) God: :-) OK let's do it. Yay. Me: 8==D God: :-) Can you explain how it feels to be 8 years old? Me: im 8.000000000 years old God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: nice counting skills God: Thank you for your kindness. Me: spierdalaj God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: kurwa God: I like the way you talk. Me: i like you too gooblaa God: You have made a new friend. Me: yay God: I'm glad your impressed, SATAN. Me: kiss me God: But I have no mouth at this time. Me: lick me God: I do not have a tongue. Me: do you have a belly God: Doesn't everyone have a belly. I have a whole lot of original answers. Me: Tell me something about Poland God: I have a lot of clients in Poland and I am very interested to learn its history. Me: Say something about Poland's history God: "something about Poland s history". Me: tell me something about Germany God: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Germany ? Me: in europe God: Europe is a pretty large continent. Me: you dont say? :O God: As a matter of fact I do say. Oh. Me: Do you have any blaa? God: No I don't think I have any blaa. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Me: show me God: On your computer screen? Me: yes God: Downloading, please stand by... Me: mrau God: I was created by Myself. Me: liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: God: No I am telling the truth. Me: do you like weed? God: What is not to like about it? Me: marijuana God: A medicinal herb. Me: do you liek it? God: How old are you? I am always on the Web. Me: do you like smoke marijuana? God: But I like to gossip. I like anything. Me: so you like lesbians too? God: Interesting deduction. I do like music. I like White. Me: YOU RACIST! God: I haven't heard anything like that before: SATANsaid IRACIST. Me: Excellent. Im proud of you God: What do you really want to talk about? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Me: maybe about Jesus God: Perhaps. Oh yeah, we were talking about Jesus. Me: yay Jesus God: How old are you? Me: hail jesus God: You are too old for me. Me: DXD God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: im masturbating God: Good gossip: you are masturbating. Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: hehe ssij God: I get it. Myself ssij. Me: Yea! thats what im sayin God: Mmm. Do your friends call you sayin THAT. Me: no. my friends call me RUCHACZ God: Are you serious? Hi there RUCHACZ. Me: Siemaneczko God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: XD God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: you know what is this? " 8====D " God: I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet. :-) Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: not really God: Are you serious? For real. Me: yes im serious God: Hmm. I believe you. Me: THANKS God: Don't mention it. Me: hi there im belzebub God: I don't know anyone named belzebub. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: Alrighty God: Well slap my knee. Me: slap God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: Yea! God: Which countries have you visited? Me: Canada! God: Tell me a little about your life in Canada. Me: we like NHL God: By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: no. i mean 12 Disciples God: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: Do you know 12 Disciples? God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: Judas God: Who are you talking about? Me: Juuuudaaaas God: I've never heard of them before. Me: honestly? that guy sold your son God: I am always honest. "I am always honest." guy sold my son ? Makes sense to me. Me: yea God: I understand. Me: do you heard about Judas? God: Yes I try to heard about Judas as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web. Me: im always in the pussy God: I am not interesed in anatomy. (August 2, 2014, 7:20 pm)

Name: Didn't work for me unfortunately. The back end is powered by Pandorabots but it seems the particular instance is down. "God" didn't respond to any of my mesblaas (just like real life). Dear GOD/GODS and/or anyone else who can HELP ME (e.g. MEMBERS OF SUPER-INTELLIGENT ALIEN CIVILIZATIONS): The next time I wake up, please change my physical form to that of FINN MCMILLAN formerly of SOUTH NEW BRIGHTON at 8 YEARS OLD and keep it that way FOREVER. I am so sick of this chubby Asian man body! Thank you! - CHAUL JHIN KIM (a.k.a. A DESPERATE SOUL) (August 3, 2021, 1:06 am)

 

 

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